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About Me Literature / Artist Member pjhoutmanMale/Netherlands Recent Activity
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The prologue of my story is live! Read all about it!

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  • Current Residence: I have been getting threats, from now on this is undisclosed.
  • Interests: Football, Chess, Weebl and Bob, Video Games, PC Games, beer, annoying the crap out of people on AIM
  • Favourite movie: Lord Of The Rings vol. 1 and 3.
  • Favourite band or musician: Outkast, Eminem, Hans Teeuwen, Brainpower, Super Mario-theme
  • Favourite genre of music: ...Although it seems I like rap I hardly like any. MOSH pwns.
  • Favourite artist: Me!
  • Favourite poet or writer: J.K. Rowling :-P Of course not! Poet: Me! Writer: Jan Wolkers
  • Favourite photographer: Joop van Tellingen
  • Favourite style of art: -_-'
  • Operating System: XxxxxP
  • MP3 player of choice: WMP
  • Shell of choice: Red Koopa Shell
  • Wallpaper of choice: Super Mario Wallpaper
  • Skin of choice: White, although I won't pass up black girls either.
  • Favourite game: Super Mario (all games) and Age Of Empires II
  • Favourite gaming platform: NES
  • Favourite cartoon character: Does Mario count? MARIO!
  • Personal Quote: Sometimes, the truth is so bizarre, people think I'm lying.
  • Tools of the Trade: Axe, sword, minigun XD

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:iconzebravissimo:
hi random deviant! :wave:

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:flame: :liquisoft: God is too big for just one religion.
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:iconpjhoutman:
Yes, hi! :wave:

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Muahaha! I am to lazy to have a sig!
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:iconlevdir:
You're amusing. I shall give you a watch and spruce this barren page up a mite.

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I am no longer on dA. You can find me on Urban Obscure.
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:iconlevdir:
I am amused by many things.

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I am no longer on dA. You can find me on Urban Obscure.
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:iconpjhoutman:
Obviously.

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Muahaha! I am to lazy to have a sig!
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:iconpjhoutman:
...I am amusing?

You obviously don't know me well yet.

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:iconchaoticblack:
Velcome to Deviantart, fellow traveller. Good luck on your quest to find the grail. You have my blessings.
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:iconpjhoutman:
Pie.

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:iconpjhoutman:
And here is my first poetic creation to grace this profile!

HER.

Tears pour down from broken eyes
Sparkling teeth as white as rice
Her hair is raven-black
Oh how I'd like to get her in the sack.

Her lovely smile
Her wonderful face
Her beautiful body
Her stunning grace

Her love
Her life
Her looks
Her brain

HER.

(heh, you thought it was going to have any sort of psychologic value!? you obviously don't know me ;-) )

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:iconpjhoutman:
This has been my lucky week.

Chronological order:

Friday 26th: I have been chosen to play for my team in chess this thursday.

Monday 29th: I have found the girl I love again. I won't name her here to protect her interests ;-)

Wednesday 1 dec: Bernhard, the father of Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands dies at 20:12.

22:45 : Feyenoord, my favorite soccer team passes to the next round of the European Cup after defeating Schalke 04 from Germany.

Wednesday aftermath: Netherlands - Germany 2 - 0

Thursday: One of my best friends is coming down for a visit to my humble town.

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