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Yesterday Yesterday I saw a man and he looked pretty down, I asked what had happened, why did he wear that frown? He told me his wife had left him for the baker His daughter had been kidnapped, raped, His son became a Quaker. The dog had bit him in his leg, that's why he now limps And yet for one moment I thought I saw a glimpse... Of happiness shine on his face Of course I asked him why He said: I was just thinking: "what would happen if I die" They'd never know, noone would find me, if it happened in my home. Noone ever visits me and I am all alone I always was a patriotic army man... Although I didn't have the body of Sylve

Prologue 'T was the year 1204 AD, in the city of Woodbridge, lead by governor Pjotr XVI.  He was one of the most respected Knights of King Dante II of the Carberelo dynasty. King Dante was the ruler of this land called Carberelia, as his earliest ancestor, High Ruler Coreyan had done so many years ago. Ever since it's first day, Carberelia had been at war with the Orc Kingdoms to the South and East. The superior fortifications of Carberelia, especially those of the capital, Carbela, and those of the second city, Woodbridge, had always lasted the long and cruel sieges of the Orcs. There were also the men of the West Forest, lead by the Fang d

2004 This year is over, but it totally sucked Bush reelection, America is utterly fucked Political unrest, the war is going wrong 1400 dead, six feet under, where they belong People tell me I'm a terrorist, a Bush hater Sure, I don't like him, but I'm not an invader Hundreds dead in Beslan, hostaging in Dagestan Lack of democracy in afghanistan Problems in Ukraine, the guy stole the elections Unrest in the world, between different factions Darfur, Beslan, Tsunami in Asia 150,000 dead, specially in Indonesia I pray for a better year But it will just be worse I fear And I'm not saying my country is better Politicians get threath

There once was a dude from Japan Who liked to kill other men When he attacked a clerk Who just returned from work He found the sword not as strong as the pen!

Tears pour down from broken eyes Sparkling teeth as white as rice Her hair is raven-black Oh how I'd like to get her in the sack. Her lovely smile Her wonderful face Her beautiful body Her stunning grace Her love Her life Her looks Her brain HER.